1) Get free tickets for the adults and go during Kids are Free month.
2) Use a 2 for 1 coupon to buy the Zoo Bus Tour tickets.
3) Sit on the top of the bus!
4) Occasionally rotate torso and flex index finger to take token shots of animals on tour.
5) Ride tram to top of the park.
6) Sit on bench at the polar bear display, eat snack and rest 20 minutes to regain energy until lazy bears finally come out and put on a show.
7) Scoff at the really lazy bear who refused to get in the water and put on a show with the rest of the bears.
8) Eventually begin to look like animals on exhibit which brings the added bonus of free rent, no park admission, free food and getting to lounge in a pool for the remainder of your days.
3 comments:
daggone, it's that darn zoo song again... stuck in my head.
first Danica, now you... are you people determined to drive me crazy?
That looks like fun. What Zoo is this?
awww... the new blog is so cute!
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