I'm thinking of sponsoring a 5K. Really. I was walking a 0.0005K to the mailbox the other day and was attacked by an extremely vicious dog. The breed is not relevant. I learned many things:
1. I hate dogs.
2. I am a good parent. The dog went for Maggie, I picked her up and took a bitin' for her.
3. Erik loves me but delights in my pain. I have endured many rabies jokes.
Thus, my 5K. The Missy Reynolds Lancaster Rabies Awareness ProAm Celebrity Fun Run for the Cure and Controlling Your Stupid Dogs. Because rabies doesn't discriminate.
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4 comments:
Okay, now that's funny!!
You always have the most interesting things happen.
"The breed is not relevant." haha!
NOOOO! You are SO funny! Make sure you Carb up!
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